On to two recipes for asparagus, which was a uniquely spring vegetable back when dinosaurs daintily cropped its tender spears come antediluvian April. Available virtually year-round now, I can never get enough of the stuff; hence, the heavily asparagus-happy content of Plants For Dinner!
Bistro Asparagus Twists
from American Vegan Kitchen, Delicious Comfort Food from Blue Plate Specials to Homestyle Favorites by Tamasin Noyes
DIPPING SAUCE:
2 tbs. vegan mayonnaise
2 tbs. vegan sour creeam
1 tbs. fresh lemon juice
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 tsp. prepared hot mustard
TWISTS:
16 asparagus spears, tough ends trimmed
1 sheet frozen vegan puff pastry, thawed (A cheap supermarket variety is in fact vegan.)
1 tbs. prepared hot mustard
Sauce:
In a small bowl, combine all the ingredients and mix until blended. Refrigerate until ready to serve.
Twists:
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Steam the asparagus over a pot of boiling water for 5 minutes. Transfer immediately to a bowl of cold water to stop the cooking process. Pat dry. (I actually took this cold-water bath step, which shows some pretty solid determination to make this recipe work!)
Unroll the pastry sheet on a lightly floured work surface. Cut and remove one third of the pastry and rewrap and refrigerate the unused portion for another use. You should have a 6 x 9 inch pastry rectangle remaining. (In reality, you should cut the pastry according to the length of your asparagus.)
Spread the mustard evenly over the puff pastry. Cut into 16 strips about 1/2 inch wide across the short side of the pastry.
Arrange on the baking sheet and repeat, placing them about one inch apart, until the asparagus and pastry are used up. Bake 18 to 20 minues, or until golden. Serve hot with dipping sauce on the side.
I'm not much of an appetizer-maker. My mother's two stock hors d'oeuvres were celery stuffed with cream cheese and tomato juice. Oh, and maybe some canned olives in a dish. Now that I've analyzed the deep psychological reasons why I'm perpetually at a loss when it comes to appetizers, I can revel in the beauty and twisty charm of this dish. At first, the method of spiraling the dough around the asparagus spears (especially when they are slick with mustard) was a messy challenge, but I got the hang of it after a couple of goofy attempts - which were still completely edible, if not quite as pretty as subsequent twists. The dipping sauce underscored the mustardy flavors in a creamy counterpoint. Well done! I brought these spears to a gathering where they were appreciated with gusto. Not that I would make these everyday...I wouldn't even stuff celery with vegan cream cheese every day...but for a special occasion, they're very impressive and delicious!
Cream of Asparagus Soup
from The Get Healthy, Go Vegan Cookbook by Neal Barnard, MD and Robyn Webb
3 c. sliced asparagus, about 1 lb.
2 c. vegetable broth (use 1 1/2 c. for a thicker soup)
3/4 tsp. chopped fresh thyme
1 bay leaf
1 garlic clove, crushed
2 tbs. whole wheat pastry flour
2 c. plain soy milk
pinch of ground nutmeg
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. grated lemon zest
1/2 tbs. lemon juice
freshly ground black pepper to taste
hot sauce to taste
Combine asparagus, broth, 1/2 tsp. thyme, bay leaf and garlic in a large saucepan over medium high heat. (I first grilled the asparagus because we happened to have our ancient but adorable charcoal grill fired up for veggie burgers.) Bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer for 10 minutes. Discard the bay leaf. Place the aspaagus mixture in a blender, cover, and puree until smooth.
Place the flour in a large saucepan over medium heat. Gradually add the soy milk, stirring with a whisk until blended. Add the pureed asparagus mixture and nutmeg and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and strain. Add the remaining 1/4 tsp. thyme, salt, lemon zest, lemon juice, and black pepper. Add hot sauce to taste.
The Get Healthy, Go Vegan Cookbook was published this year in the hope of helping interested parties "jump start weight loss and help you feel great!" Truthfully, one major hurdle in this pursuit is to overcome the incredibly silly cover picture of (it must be) Dr. Barnard holding a large burger which appears to be formed from compressed salsa. The good doctor is positively BEAMING with delight over his healthy non-animal-derived sandwich, which he delicately suspends above a generous red cloth napkin. If you can somehow rise above the embarrassment of bringing this way-too-happy volume to the book store cashier for purchase or to your librarian for check-out, you'll actually find some pretty good recipes within. While still reeling from laughter over the unfortunate cover, I found this very serviceable recipe for vegan cream of asparagus soup, so it was well worth enduring a few sniggers from the book store clerk.
By its nature, every cream of asparagus soup is subtle, and this recipe is no exception. Even after the extra grilling step, the result was satisfying, but in a gentle way. Perhaps a heavier shot of hot sauce? A bit more lemon zest? If you want to rock the classic mild flavor of cream of asparagus soup, feel free to experiment with some additions. I enjoyed the recipe as written: smooth, with the feel of decadence and none of the sat fat, animal products and big time calories. Now that's something to grin about, isn't it, Dr. Barnard?